Accomplishments, Such

I have:

-- done my laundry
-- finished the mini comic
-- one letter to mail (Margaret)
-- a library fine
-- $55 in city of Ann Arbor parking tickets
-- a lack of tiny dog
-- received a poetry request (Darg)
-- been to the thrift store
-- offended a prestigious university (Emerson)
-- given a gift (Clifford)
-- not written my new story
-- not finished my Hopwoods submissions
-- run into an old friend (Edgar)
-- a photo-romance script
-- a new tape recorder
-- my health
-- a mocking self-doubt
-- an appetite
-- $273 dollars to my name

Man, is life good or bad? I can't tell.