As of right-this-moment, I am hotter than 68% of women who have pictures posted on hotornot.com. I put my picture up as little more than a joke to myself, but, when I was only hotter than 42% of women (this was an hour ago, not that I'm checking) I felt...offense.
Strangers had decided I wasn't cute! I immediately browsed my files for a hotter photo of myself and swapped my faux-hawk shot for this picture where I have really, really red lips and my face is turned in such a way that the camera suggests I have a profile.
All told, I've spent about 55 minutes, now, monkeying with the internet in an attempt to make myself look more attractive to people I don't give a fig about and will never meet.
This does not seem healthy. Why doesn't grad school assign more homework?
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